Tag: Silly things

Have you got something yum in your tum?

This erm - poem?- is a result of a collaboration between Dexter and me.  Euan wrote his own poem (image above).   Mum: Have you got something yum in your tum? Boy:  Have you got a plum up your bum? Mum: Have you got a flea on your knee? Boy: Have you got some bread in your head? Mum:  Have you got some soot on your foot? Boy:  Have you got some beef in your teef? Mum:  Have you got some borax in your thorax? Boy:  Have you got a snack on your back? Mum: Have you got a line through your spine? Have you got a bit of Prue Leith trapped between your teeth? Have you got Aer Lingus running through your fingers? Boy:  Have you got water up your snorter? Mum:  Have you got a stoat in your throat? Boy:  Have you got a fly in your eye? Have you got a peg on your leg? Have you got a…